May 05, 2008

IN ROOM DINING

I had the pleasure of staying a the W Hotel in Dallas for a few nights recently. I arrived late Thursday evening, valeted my car, checked in, found my room, jumped butt-first onto each of the full-sized beds to test the fluffiness then proceeded to order room service for dinner.

Room Rate: $235

Valet Parking: $24

A big juicy burger and fries delivered right to my door on a neat tray with personal-sized condiments: $35

Savoring every bite while sinking further and further into the cloudiness of that big bed and thinking "Why, I might just fall asleep right here with ketchup on my chin and share the covers with this beautiful burger all night.": Priceless

1 comment:

Silverthornes said...

I think that must be a little piece of heaven right there...juicy burgers and beds like clouds.