April 21, 2008


Guess what. I have holes in the butt of my pants today. Awesome.

Two small holes, one on each cheek. An equal voice, how Democratic. Thank you Old Navy capris, for not keeping one cheek suppressed while the other is allowed to peek freely.

Luckily, a co-worker was kind enough to stop me and point out that I had something white on my pants. Turns out it was my white butt showing through the holes.

I wonder how long I've been wearing these pants with holes in the derriere? They are summer pants, linen capris to be exact. I haven't worn them since last fall. Maybe I was walking around back then with my butt peeking out.

Rock out with your rump out.

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